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Aural Stimulation

Another mix I made of music I currently like.
Hopefully, you like it, too.

Hot Freshman?

NEW EITHER/OR

The year's almost over but it's never too late to have a bunch of creepy Either/Ors to figure out who the hot freshman is.

The selection is currently based only on Alon Sicherman's ridiculous crushlist so if you have any suggestions (other freshmen), please do share.

Primary results!

Posted by dgoldstern

SU
Paul Lee and Keiji Drysdale: 297
Casey Griffin and Oren Bukspan: 201
Wes Schierenbeck and Chester Dubov: 153

Junior
Omika Jikaria and Emily Quint Hoover: 74
Samira Siddique and Harris Dupre: 62
Mohammed Hossain and Ha Gyun Chung: 59
Kathy Lin and Ashish Bhandari: 47
Tobi Idowu and Gally Battat: 46
Konrad Wojnar and Riho Tsuji: 44

Senior
Mohammed Rahman and Steven Arroyo: 98
Sara Hassan and Dylan Cohen: 74
Valeriya Tsitron and Lorraine Thomas: 62
Arun Abraham-Singh and Yi-Feng Zhao: 60
Garreth O'Brien and Tousif Ahsan: 37
Richard Lam and Esteban Pomboza: 24

Rock the vote

Music

Posted by hittalteff4

Here's some music I like to keep you all busy:

Comment if you like this and if people want I'll make another one later.

Crushlists 09!

Posted by hittalteff4

What you hoped would happen on Crushlists:
Senior 1: Hey.
Senior 2: Hey.
Senior 1: So I noticed I was on your Crushlist.
Senior 2: Hehe, yeah.
Senior 1: Cool.
Senior 1 and Senior 2 begin ferociously making out.

What actually happened on Crushlists:
Senior 1: Hey
Senior 2: Ew.
Senior 2 walks away disgusted. Senior 1 pees himself.

Crushlists today were a phenomenal success. It was interesting to see the secret, racist suspicion I had in middle school finally be validated: after 4 years, almost every white boy developed a case of Yellow Fever (way to go, Christine Chung).

In case you missed it, all the action can now be seen online, including rankings and statistics. Just click the "Crushlists" link at the top of the page. If something’s wrong with your Crushlist, please let us know.

The One in Which I Post

Posted by yakov

Welcome to version ONE of Kernect4, the Stuycom version of 4x4x4 Tic-Tac-Toe!
Currently, you and your opponent need to be at the same computer to play, but that will be improved soon.
Move mouse to rotate cube. Click to place a piece. Press SPACE to freeze rotation. Press R to reset.
Your feedback is welcome.

-- Yakov

NEW EITHER/OR and CRUSHlists

Posted by dgoldstern

For some crazy reason I just decided to take a look at this website and noticed that boy, there sure are a lot of posts! Scroll down and read all of them - there's some important stuff as well as some not so important stuff.

Most of what Jonah and Zak say is completely useless and will, in fact, make you stupider. So...watch out.

LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. There's a new Either/Or up and it's waiting for YOUR vote. I'll probably make an "old results" page eventually...

But, just so you know, the Puppy Love one ended with the Puppy jusssst pulling ahead of Matt, winning 179-72.

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What about having two separate lists for people you have a crush on and people you want to crush (props to Mr. Zamansky)? Imagine how many more dumb boxing matches there would be in the park after school if that happened...

If you click the Crushlists button it'll work now. Go check it out. For now its only last year's lists and the statistics only include people who are registered on Stuycom.

This was already sent to the facebook group but read it again anyway:

When we take down the crushlists and type them up, there are two possible options:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior, I'd Hit That, Honorable Mention
General, I'd Hit That, Honorable Mention

That means (depending on whether or you split it by grade or not on your actual crushlist) we will either use the grade format, or the general format. EITHER/OR, not both.

The difference between I'd Hit That and Honorable Mention is that the former is used in the "most crushed on" stat while the latter is not. So people you actually like will go in I'd Hit That, everyone else (i.e. Jonah) will go in Honorable Mention.

Oh, Hello

Posted by zshtulberg

I got a call last night from someone named "Jonah" telling me that I need to be more active on something called "Stuycom." I told Jonah that I have no idea what this "Stuycom" is. Apparently it's this website. And apparently I am a "senior" who runs it.

So here's to reminding you seniors to do your crushlists and be creative. Most of you have creativity. Dan doesn't. Have you seen the Banner of the Week on the right? Yea, he thinks he's funny. He's not. That's not even him.

Speaking of creativity, here are some shoutouts to some creative people. Chri$ Zhao has worked his ass off to get a Toga party going in school, and it wasn't easy (with the "dress code" and all). It's happening on Monday after school at the bar. It's for seniors. Sorry rest-of-Stuy-students, but this is our time. Have fun on your boat asshole Juniors. Additionally, one of my favorite Asians, Jesse Zhang, is PRO at making games and I want to get his website out there. He makes $$$$$$$ off of this great Flash game. How crazy is that?

Anyway, since Dan and Jonah are the Graphics Advisory Yuppies of Stuycom (GAYS), the pictures that were not made by me are sub-par. I will take over graphics again, like I did way back when Stuycom was a baby in Dan's office's conference room where he got paid actual money to not do work. I'll bring sexy back. It's gone, but I'll bring it back.

Zmonny out. Enjoy the last pre-Memorial Day weekend of your high-school lives seniors (most of you...)

Putting the 'Aristocrat' in 'Procrastinate'

Posted by hittalteff4

I'll give you a moment to check if the word 'aristocrat' is actually in the word 'procrastinate.'

...

it is.

Fact: If you're on this site, you're not doing school work.
Myth: You need to stay up until three o' clock studying in order to get good grades.
Opinion: If you do stay up until three o' clock doing work, you're a loser.
Snapple Fact: In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
Proposition: Click on the link "school stuff".

So, in case you didn't know, Stuycom is run by 4 seniors: Me (Jonah), Daniel, Yakov, and Zak¹. Being Seniors, we know a thing or two about how to bullshit our way through Stuyvesant². We remember the papers on books we never read. We remember the tests on subjects we slept through. We remember the entire Art Appreciation curriculum. And we sympathize.

If there's anything this site is about, it's about giving back to you, the loyal and fiscally charitable Stuyvesant community³. So, to make your life at Stuyvesant just a little bit easier, we have a new section of Stuycom: "School Stuff".

Here, you can check out old outlines that we and other Stuy students have made. We don't take responsibility for the quality of the content, the accuracy of the material or the amount of times someone slipped "penis" into sentences, but we think they'll help⁴.

So, party on, Stuyvesant. Take a night off. Catch up on some episodes of The Office. We got your work covered.

1. Who, like my father and his court-mandated welfare checks, is mysteriously missing.
2. Cheers to you, Mr. Waxman.
3. Boy, running this site sure makes my wallet empty. Also my dad not paying welfare.
4. And believe me, Dan's slipped "penis" into worse things than just sentences.

A Penny from Jenny

Posted by dgoldstern

From Jenny Han, Senior VP:

Prom is on Saturday, June 13th, of course at the Waldorf-Astoria. You will be able to enter and stay at the reception area (pictures, etc.) starting at 7. The actual event is from 8 to 1, so people will be let in at 8.

We will finally be selling prom tickets on Thursday! Normally, Phil, Mr. Lonardo and I will be by the senior bar/bridge during 9th pd, 10th pd, and after 10th pd until the week of prom.

This is how it works:

You write a check to "Stuyvesant HS Student Union" for "$190.00" and put your "name, HR, ID" on the memo.

We give you a receipt for your payment, and write your name down in our notebook. This is when you tell us what "Group" you are in (the groups will start at number 1). There are two different table seatings available--one with 10 people, and the other with 12. So, your group can have up to 12 people per table. Let's say John is the first one to purchase a ticket. He says he's in "Group 1" and throughout the next few weeks, all of his friends who want to sit with him will say "Group 1" as they buy their tickets.

Now, the tables. When you are buying tickets, we'll have a floorplan of how the tables and the dancefloor will be set up... and each table has an assigned number. In order to "secure" a specific table, nine out of ten/ eleven out of twelve people in the group must have paid.

I think that's all for now.. If anything is unclear, ask!

And, Phil and I need a few people to help with the tickets during 9th and 10th periods. If you are interested, email stuy2009@gmail.com.

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