As I ventured from the subway towards school this morning and I ran into Seņor Garner, after unsuccessfully trying to navigate my way past him so that he wouldn't see me, we began to speak about Stuycom. It was decided that as I had yet to post I would do so tonight. And yet, what do I find when I sign into Stuycom? A post written by his holiness, Mr. Benjamin Garner. He stole a lot of what i would've liked to say like "sit tight" and "awesome shit" so you'll have to suffice with the less important stuff like...
Go to the School Stuff on this website to find about class assemblies and program corrections and stuffs
Tell everyone you meet about Stuycom. Make it known to Freshmen
You've finished your first day of school and now you need something to occupy your time.
Well that's why we have Stuycom.
As you may have noticed there is a new Either/Or! It's an obvious choice really but we'll let you have fun with that.
Sit tight because more awesome shit is coming up
- The Popo
Some of you saw your programs online in the last few days, and you'll all see them tomorrow. If you can't wait until tomorrow to see who's in your classes or if you have questions about teachers or classes, go post!
Also, lockers. Go let everyone know where your lockers are, find out who's near you, or do other completely legal things with your lockers.
Stuycom is coming back under new management. Its gonna be the shit. Be excited for a shitload of shit. You should tell freshmen about it. In the meantime check out school stuff and old crushlists and senioritis and the broken escalator.
Also, if you have any study guides you want to be added to school stuff send it over.
You know that awkward, wet feeling you got all those years ago? The one you felt right after you woke up late Saturday morning? Your parents told you it was just a normal part of growing up but now a couple of years have passed and it hasn't happened in a while? Not if we do our jobs right.
The Broken Escalator is a publication run by Stuyvesant students. It is renowned for its factual integrity and informational reliability. It's only released to students at Stuyvesant High School and citizens of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Read it ALL.
Even though Dan got left back, stuycom is under new management!
Get ready for a better stuycom!
Abie Sidell, Ben Garner, Jackson Maslow, Michael Silverblatt, and occasionally Alex Genshaft (but he doesn't matter) are taking over.
Login to see upcoming events and vote in the either/or.
Also, CONTACT ME if you find things that aren't working or have ideas! You will get mad props!
