Broken Escalator

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You know that awkward, wet feeling you got all those years ago? The one you felt right after you woke up late Saturday morning? Your parents told you it was just a normal part of growing up but now a couple of years have passed and it hasn't happened in a while? Not if we do our jobs right.

The Broken Escalator is a publication run by Stuyvesant students. It is renowned for its factual integrity and informational reliability. It's only released to students at Stuyvesant High School and citizens of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Read it.