Finals

You might have noticed that its finals week. Whether you have been scrambling to make study sheets or whether you have been trying to get everyone else's study sheets, stuycom has you covered. I've been gathering quite a few study guides recently. Check out the School Stuff section for mad study guides. If you have mad study sheets, send them over to jackson@stuycom.net.

Also we'll get a new either/or going soon. Any suggestions?

Hi

Jerking sucks.

More than 16 of you are going to college.
UPDATE SENIORITIS
You suck.

The Spectator

Here is an excellent example of the superb integrity of the Stuyvesant Spectator.


close up:


What would we do without you, spec?

Haiti

I'm sure you all know the about the current situation in Haiti. Here are some stuy-related and not-stuy-related efforts to raise money:

Please help out

Tobi Idowu - Courtesy Arik Raviv

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!


Also tell us what colleges you're going to.

Payce

Alum(nae), Jonah Meyerson, Others

You guys can come to Stuy on Wednesday, Dec. 23, anytime after 1.
Except Jonah Meyerson. He's already there.

Also Bangkok is going to start at some point. I don't know when.

Also how whack is it that the Yankees aren't bringing Damon or Matsui back?

Also what's with this students paying for metrocards? Stuycom, (and Jonah Meyerson), is gunna get on this and fight for you.

Kwanzaa starts on Dec. 26th, get excited. Jonah Meyerson is.

Broken Escalator

The Broken Escalator is the only Stuyvesant publication worth reading. You can check out last year's issue right here.

A new issue might be coming out soon but they need new writers. Shoot them an email at brokenescalator2010@gmail.com if you want to write.

Senioritis

I just want to wish all you seniors luck with your early college apps, and send out a friendly reminder to update our Senioritis page when you find out you're going to college!

Thanks, and GOOD LUCK!

The Birthday Boyz

Former Stuycom-er Dan is 18 years old today.

Disgraced former Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, is 53 years old today.

We send some birthday wishes to Dan, but more to Blago.

You're Welcome Stuyvesant

You're welcome Stuyvesant. We here at Stuycom acknowledge our responsibility for ending the fires at Stuy and would like to thank the silly, silly child(ren) whose passion for arson has been duly sated by our plea for a return to normalcy at Stuyvesant. When the student body cried out for a savior we heeded the call.

Thanks to us, male students can relieve themselves anywhere they like, whenever they like. So pee free my friends, for We have succeeded. If it weren't for our conducting a poll among the NYPD determining the potential results of a school-wide lockdown, the cops might never have realized its futility in time to stop Mr. Teitel. If it weren't for our universal condemnation of the "dumbass[es]" behind this, Stuy might have burned down, or worse, we might have had cellphone checks implemented upon evacuation of the building. The list of calamity averted goes on. So what it really comes down to is this; there's no need to thank us Stuyvesant, because we've already thanked ourselves.


- Abie


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